Shiny New Feelers

Right alright didn't we just come all to COLOGNE right now where we jive like some dickholes and last night we played some music to people

OH EXCITING

But I happened upon beer and then beer and again beer until it took my fancy that I would be a dancer for the evening

to techno

and then to dub

which I thought I liked for about 5 minutes

then remembered I THINK IT GHASTLY

Then went into the room of TECHNO again

but in the dub room went DANCEHALL

which was betternessitude

but only through some beer

But then a MISTAKE of watching two hours of simpsons

Came out of the telly

early in the morning

and I had to get up

early in the morning.

Now I'm in Cologne and it's cold

the support band are A BIT SHIT

We're gonna play

THIS BLOG IS BORING!