Pushed over the moon into a hole (Ohhh fat)

FLIP HECK

We watched Terminators 1 2 and 3 in the FUCKING VAN WE DROVE IN

ONE NIGHT

The hotel was ok and I just had CHIPS FOR DINNER

YESTERDAY the hotel was TOO NICE and the room was BIGGER than and BETTER THAN my own flat

DAMN!

It had a motherfucking HI-FI

and COFFEE BAGSZ!

But then instead I HAD DINNER

Which was chicken

I think - with some VEGETABLESZ and then a strange dessert

made of cream

I think

ugh

it was nice

but uth

I mean "ugh"

I'M GONNA GIVE UP (or at least try and stay away from) WHEAT

Because I've gone fat all of a sudden

and I don't like all the chub-ness-ness of me

Flabby gross face and I want to DOOO something about it

I want to do a more exercise (which is hard when you are a tour but then it will be over-o)

and eat BETTER

even though I don't eat much

I think I eat a bunch of crap

and it IS TACKING ITS TOLLLLLLL ON MY FACE AND GUT AND TITTTTTES