Sunday, 10 January 2010

WINTER'S CACK!

I tried, I tried I trie-e-i-e-ied to get out of bed, but what with this towering structure beginning 3mm away from my face I was unable to move for fear of dislodging it and making it all COLLAPS and the whole thing was on fire anyway so I wouldn't want to burn my flat down too.


I had a dream that a giant Daily Mail attacked me in somebody's garden.

3 comments:

  1. was it a rolled up daily mail, or a flat one?

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  2. it was open in the middle like it got wings or something

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  3. urgh, that sounds horrible. Imagine getting chased down the road by a Mars Bar!?

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